January 2012
New Years Kisses
Expectation:
Reality:
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Parents: What's your New Year's resolution?
Me: To meet One Direction.
Parents: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: I don't know, to meet One Direction.
Parents: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: Concert tickets to see One Direction.
Parents: What do you want for dinner?
Me: I would actually want---
Parents: One Direction?
Me: No, fried chicken.
Parents: You mock us.
